I am busy with my 'own stuff' but I think the guys improve when I make them sit in the living room and amuse themselves while I do something different. (Now there would be a funny scene to write!) I better stop thinking about that image!!
Of course, I looked up from my laptop into the living room and the images started popping up. The urge became overpowering. My fingertips tapped out the following little scene. Maybe it will make you giggle like it did me.
Waiting in my Living Room
Someone
knocks at the front door. It’s Aaron, the man is punctual. I open the door and
wave him in.
“I’m sorry
but I’m kind of busy right now,” I tell him. “But if you don’t mind waiting and
entertaining yourself for awhile. I will be working with you soon.”
“I don’t
mind getting out of that heat. Is 98 degrees normal?”
“It is for
Texas in July,” I respond and make a general ‘please be seated’ gesture toward
the couch and chair. He didn’t have to wear a suit for this.
“How does
any one do anything?” he asks as he sits down on the antique loveseat in the
corner and looks over his shoulder at the kids walking by on the sidewalk. He scowls
through the window at the one of the boys whose pants are hanging somewhere
just above mid-thigh.
I start to
turn away from the door when someone else knocks. What is Gerry doing here? Oh,
God, yes. I’m revising!
“Hey there,
author!” The man gives me a hug. He’s happy. He should be!
“Hey
yourself, Gerry. I’m sorry you came all this way. I’ve got something I really
need to get done. Do you mind waiting?” I ask.
“Not at
all,” he answers with a grin. “As long as you don’t change the ending I’m
fine.”
I hear a
foot tapping and turn to see Aaron looking at me then Gerry then back again.
“Oh, I think
you two guys know each other,” I say with a touch of trepidation.
“We’ve met,”
Gerry says. “At my wedding wasn’t it, Your Honor?”
“Cheryl’s
wedding,” Aaron corrects him as he extends his hand to Gerry. I can see their
knuckles turning white.
Mercy,
fellas! This is not a good time for a male pissing contest. I shake my head and
ignore their overly polite conversation with each other. Let them work it out
themselves.
I no sooner
sit down at the breakfast table in front of my laptop when there’s another
knock at my door. I start to stand back up but Gerry stops me with a wave of
his hand.
“I’ll get
it,” Gerry tells me. Aaron stretches out his legs and shakes his head as Gerry
opens the front door.
“Have I got
the right address? I checked it twice on Google,” the blond man says as he
steps in and nods to the other two. A computer bag hangs from his shoulder.
Good! Ward brought his own laptop.
“Yes, Ward,”
I say. “You know you’ve got the right house. Don’t be a smart aleck.”
He blinks at
me from behind his wire-rimmed glasses as if he has no idea what I’m talking
about. He got it right the first time and he knows it.
“Have I come
at a bad time?”
I just stare
back at him and he glances at the room’s other occupants.
“Hey, I’m
just here for a revision,” Gerry shrugs.
“And I’m
here for a rough draft,” Aaron volunteers. “There’s a lot of things she’s just
not clear on right now.”
“Hey, don’t
pay any attention to me. I’ve brought Sam with me. I have some work to catch up
on while I’m waiting. Shelia, you have Wi-Fi?”
“Yes, I do,”
I respond as I click up the critique I’ve been trying to work on.
“What’s the
password?”
“It’s on the
NetGear over there on the table. Now, fellas, please! I need to get some work
done.”
Ward sets
himself up in the dining room then walks back to the NetGear to find the
password to my Wi-Fi. Gerry and Aaron seem to come to some kind of truce and
are talking about the 1968 Democratic National Convention in Chicago.
I turn back
to my laptop and there’s another knock on the door! Aaron glances out the
window again.
“Shelia, I
think you should answer this one. A limo just dropped him off.”
Gerry just
looks at me and Ward leans against the archway to the dining room and watches
the door as I get up to answer it.
“Hello,
Jerome,” I say as I open the door and wave him in.
“And good
evening to you, sweetheart,” he says and leans down the necessary foot or more
to kiss me on the cheek. “You have been expecting me, have you not?”
“You’re not
that predictable, Jerome, and you know it. But kind of, yes. Please come in and
have a seat. As I’ve told the other guys I’m kind of occupied.”
“She’s
writing a critique,” Ward says, looking at Jerome’s Italian-tailored suit then
looks at me with a question in his eyes I can read without effort: “Shall I
throw him out? No problem.” Gerry has lost his genial air and looks at me as
well. Aaron just studies Jerome. None of them look happy, except Jerome who
chuckles.
“Gentlemen,
please! I’m not here to disturb the lady.”
“Sure you’re
not.” I mumble and no one seems to notice, although I catch Aaron narrowing his
eyes.
“So if you
will all excuse me I will get back to work,” I state in a more audible voice.
Jerome sits
down in the overstuffed chair and pulls out the Wall Street Journal he was
carrying under his arm. Ward moves back to the dining room and his laptop. Aaron
shifts himself to the couch in front of the television and Gerry joins him.
I go back to
my laptop and try to refocus on what I’m supposed to be doing. Aaron and Gerry
are grumbling in low tones about the lack of sporting events available. Jerome
is snapping his Journal with each page he turns. I can only hear an occasional
beep from the dining room then I hear the Captain and Tennille’s “Do that to Me
One More Time”.
All the guys
look toward the dining room as my fingertips slip and hit the backspace again.
“Now all I
need is for the girls to show up!” I grumble.
Ward comes
back into the living room.
“Ah,
Shelia,” he says with a sheepish grin. “Fran just texted from Central Market.
She says don’t worry about dinner. Desiree has plans for the shrimp and oysters.
Do oysters Bienville and shrimp etouffee sound OK?”
A more
dignified musical ringtone erupts from Jerome’s jacket pocket. He pulls out his
IPhone and slides his finger across the small screen. “Apparently the little
woman has found a nice Vin du Bugey Cerdon to go with it. Not to fuss---Cheryl
has picked up some fresh squeezed carrot/pineapple juice as well. Here in
thirty minutes.”
Four sets of
eyes—brown, hazel, blue, hazel—turn toward me. I moan and collapse on my
keyboard.
The stinkers! You know this all your fault, Lana!
I like what you wrote, but would you please prune the limbs on the right of the screen. The get in the way of the posts.
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I COULD say I'm sorry, but it wouldn't be truthful. I thought it was great fun, and I wish I could get my characters to bug me as much as yours bug you. ;)
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